I'm out. I accidentally left my Facebook logged in at my house and my mother pounced on the opportunity to read ALL of my private messages.
She's already told my dad, my grandmother, and my uncle--and this just happened last night. I'm sure she let the entire church know this morning.
So... I'm a little stressed, but at the same time a little relieved. Mostly infuriated that my mother has no respect for my privacy, but... whatever.